Each day for the last month, this site has recieved an average of 100 people searching the following 3 terms:
“JWOW’s tits”
“JWOW naked”
“JWOW fake boobs”
While I realize this clearly some educational research that is being conducted, I was unable to locate any actual pics to satisfy this search. I am pleased to report that I did learn quite a few things about JWOWW and am sorry to break the news that she is a whore. I know, you are shocked as she seems so sweet but here’s proof that she’s for sale:
FAKE TITS – Whores thankfully have huge boobs and JWOWW loves to show them off. While I appreciate her generosity with them, I think these giants funbags are more of a cry for help than a cry for dick.
NUTRIONIST – While I was unable to locate the formal education, it appears she is now giving tips on how HCG drops changed her life. Sounds like exhibit A in a nice lawsuit.
FASHIONISTA - She thinks that other women would want to dress like her and thus has launched a fashion line selling her low-cut shirts. I’ve watched the show each week with at least 2 women in the room and would hear more “what a slut” than “ooh, where can I get a hooker top like that?”
BIKER MODEL - No clue where this came from but am guessing this part of her “I’m so white trash” thing that she has going on –
JWOWW PROMOTIONS – That’s right – from her website “WOWW Promotions caters to the hottest clubs in Long Island and NYC. This is where Jenni hosts the hottest venues and makes her sexy appearances happen.” How does one make a sext appearance happen anyway.
IGNITION NATION- from her website “a car and motorcycle enthusiast website. JWOWW is the VP of Marketing and spokes model for this ever growing social networking site.”
To summarize, JWOW is a VP of Social Networking, Graphic Designer, Motorcycle Bikini Model, Nutrionist, Fashion Designer and all-around whore as she is clearly for sale. I’d like to offer her some free career advice and do something that she is good at – being a dumb whore with tits that guys seems to like.
PRIVATE NOTE TO JWOWW - Can you please hurry up and pose for Hustler as if there was ever a skank who screams Hustler material it was you.
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